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    There's a Rat toot toot in th casket -RW

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THERE'S A RAT TOOT TOOT IN THE CASKET -RW


MRS. SIGMUND WAS A GRAND OLD LADY

SHE DIED IN HER SLEEP ONE NIGHT

SO WE LAID HER OUT IN HER BEST ATTIRE

AND IN THE PARLOR DIMMED THE LIGHTS


WHEN THE NEXT MORNING ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

WHEN LITTLE JOHN WENT ABOUT HIS ROUNDS

SOMETHING HAD PAID MRS. SIGMUND A CALL

AND A CORPSE WITHOUT A NOSE HE FOUND


CHORUS;

THERE'S A RAT TOOT TOOT IN THE CASKET

HOW HE GOT THERE NO ONE KNOWS

HE MUST LIVE DOWNSTAIRS IN THE CELLAR

AND THROUGH THE BUILDING WHERE HE ROAMS


UP N' DOWN THE FUNERAL WALLS

WHERE THE DEAD ARE TO RE-POSE

HE'S A PEST THAT RAT WE GOTTA KILL HIM

CAUSE HE ATE MRS. SIGMUND'S NOSE


VERSE:

NOW MY JOB AS A TRADE EMBALMER

IS TO DO YOU VERY BEST

SO I RESTORED MRS. SIGMUND'S NOSE

IN THIS ROOM OF HOLINESS


THEN WITH A TWO BY FOUR HE HIT IT

AND I BELIEVE IT TOOK THREE WHACKS

HE HAD MADE HIS HOME IN THE CASKET

AND THAT'S HOW WE KILLED THAT DIRTY RAT


CHORUS; END


Words/ Music

Paul Henry Dallaire

Paul Henry Pub.

SOCAN.CA


U.S. Rep: ASCAP


Music & Production By:


Germain Bellemare

Schumacher, Ontario.

Canada


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Larry Killam
Good to hear Dis One again Paul.Still loving it up my friend.
  • February 17, 2017
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Paul Henry Dallaire
Thanks Larry I had to re-cut it again with a new sound track as there was a clack in it apparently?
  • February 17, 2017
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Paul Henry Dallaire
It was from my shirt sleeve with a button that hit the guitar and made a clack while recording. The engineer should have caught it right away but didn't. ???
  • February 18, 2017
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Eddie Minyard
Well, that was different! How can you not love a song about a rat eating someone's nose? I love humor songs - this is a good one!
  • February 19, 2017
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Paul Henry Dallaire
Haha. Eddie we haven't lost our sense of humor yet? It's not only funny it's a true story. I'm that guy in the song. Thanks for the comment.
  • February 19, 2017
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